age: 31 (Mar 20, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: rutherford grill status

body mods: no one cares . .

crush: that girl with the elbows

i lost my virginity: to snuffaluffagus

most humbling moment: walking in the rain with non-waterproof-like clothes

fantasy: mostly everyone dissapears

into: bettering myself for a better life before this bag of aging flesh enters a moist soil and comfortable aluminum casket with essential padding..mhm

makes me happy: rain, when eccentric artsy ppl make millions, people that choke, good solid laughter, octopi, squidy's, deep sea creatures that glow, fireside chats

stats: epic tits

sign: pisces

makes me sad: people that smile when they aren't happy.., eyes in art(boring idea), speaking small talk stuff..blah "hows the weather..my dick is eating the taint" blah blah