into: pre-1940s architecture. my pottery collection. tchotchkes. building oak furniture. republican-baiting.

makes me happy: being naked. sunshine. making someone smile.

makes me sad: mean people suck.

5 things i can't live without: a hot shower. a razor. sunshine. coffee. a handful of close friends.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: official SG fluffer

stats: a little Calvin, but mostly Hobbes

body mods: clipped nails. taut calves. a couple splashes of ink.

gets me hot: tom boys. a and b cups. nipples thru a white beater. finding out she has brains, too. scully. boys i would if i was. naked in the sun. intimate talk with you.

favorite position: offer me the peach. please?

fantasy: the marks & spencer girl, preferably bent over wicker furniture.

sign: attention Kmart shoppers! little boys' pants are half off!

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Jazz Cat, Designwank, Burner, Hillbilly, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories