Your woman? Kissing a band member? Is that what I'm reading here. Because if so I'm proposing that I kiss you as some fun revenge. Of course I'm a rock star in my own mind only.

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Just dropping by

You like small boobs but you also like prickely phalluses so...I don't know

Ok, but I hope you got to keep the change;.....
(.of course I don't believe that you kept your cactus in your pants, whilst on tour.)
My X, once came home at 9:30 AM, saying that she'd passed out at the band house, after partying half the night. (they will never find the body).

A new Punk-Western Character just rolled into town;...."Prickley Dick."
Q. ( "why is he such a badass ? ) A. ( He ain't ever getting any" head". )
------------can't help it, your pro-pic, is just great comedy, it inspires this stuff.------------