From alice

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in dr_h spelling style:
i wil varfi tht dr_h realy cant' sepll. its true. may be you htink that he sepls croctly only wehn hes made. the fcta is tht he honstyl can not spel. if he has only a few spelnig misstaks in one of his pots, it is most likle tht he jsut got lukcy. so considdre youslf luckki wehen your tyrng to read his psts and thng are spellde rite.

shit! that took a long ass time to write like that.