Member: dorklord

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Member: dorklord
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Member: dorklord
 

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Personal

bands:

  1. Devo
  2. The Pixies
  3. the Cure
  4. 30 seconds to Mars
  5. Anything Bowie

films:

  1. The Runaways
  2. Avatar
  3. The Hurt Locker

tv shows:

  1. Naruto
  2. adult swim
  3. Ugly Americans

Video Games:

  1. zelda ocarina of time
  2. super mario bros
  3. wii sports
  4. Zelda:twilight princess
  5. TNMT ( the OG NES game )
  6. Super Mario Bro 3
  7. Super Mario Wii
 

into: movies, food, wine... shit I am a middle aged yuppie someone save me.

not into: Assholes, asshole bosses, creationism, stupidity. people shallower than me.

makes me happy: people who smile, snowflakes, sunshine, beautiful women who cave in to my lecherous personality, friends, honor

makes me sad: Losing relatives, war, the state of the world.

hobbies: SG, Video Games, Dungeon ad Dragons, writing, Love

5 things i can't live without: computer, cell phone, my penis, pants, belt

vices: music, good food, cigarettes, Strippers, My GF

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: At home sitting on my ass... Unemployment

 

occupation: Filmmaker/hobo/bum/leech

current crush: vanessa, Marina Ch, and last night's waitress... Maybe you

stats: I am getting old and fat

body mods: None yet, one day I will find out what I want on my body for ever.

heroes: my dad, my grandma, my Mom too...

gets me hot: the kind of sexy that is 50% mental and 50% awesome looks

favorite position: the one were my genitals are stimulated by an attractive female or facsimile

fantasy: Professional: OSCAR Personal: Family Spiritual: being a better human sexual: ah so many... all involve garter belts... do I have a fetish?

sign: Aquaman

most humbling moment: my life

i lost my virginity: after wrecking my dad's SUV

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Dirty, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories