occupation: idiot
current crush: Stone Cold Steve Austin
stats: old, bald, fat
body mods: prolapsed rectum
favorite position: manager
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Burner, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer