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Has anybody done a vampire story where the vampire works as a night janitor and collects used menstrual products from the women's bathrooms to squeeze the blood out of?
dmaggot:
@satanachist Haha no but that's great. Closest thing was the Tales From The Crypt episode with the vampire night watchman at the blood bank
satanachist:
It is coming together. His total hag of an ex girlfriend who is immortal nagging him for hundreds of years...thanks for the consult :-)