into: news feeds, literature, land transportation, ethics, semantics, social paradigms, baseball, F1, sneakers, dental floss, alternative fuels, alternative OSs, tattoos, piercings, mod girls, punk girls, dive bars, scotch, indie rock, and peanut butter.

makes me happy: well written articles, vintage cars, good music, and npr.

5 things i can't live without: this week's new yorker, last sunday's nytimes, an abused ipod, black chuck Ts, and peanut butter.

occupation: passerby

current crush: ...finally remembers my name.

stats: 1 old motorcycle. 3 old cars.

body mods: 0 piercings. 3 tattoos

gets me hot: a nasty scowl, well-placed tattoos/piercings, and girls on vespas.

favorite position: ...

fantasy: to publish a manifesto.

sign: get your mind off iraq: buy dvd porn for as low as $4.95

most humbling moment: the '89 world series...

i lost my virginity: to a libertarian.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories