AhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Me and dunx just had sex (that means that we ate porkchops), and we had fun fixing Harleys (that means we watched Desperate Housewives).
Awesome! (And cool and tough.)
Awesome! (And cool and tough.)
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vampirate:
Because it's makes it sound diminutive, and thus is funny?
dunx:
See?! Who WOULDN'T want me around their department?!
Genius rides nestled in the feathers of demons; as does dirt, dust, and the blood of imbeciles.
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al:
Is it my wedding ring?!
The first day that it is cold is the nicest day. I feel comfortable, and safe, as if some abstract hurdle has been cleared. And I'm at ease with the fact that I most often prefer to be alone: taking in crisp air, walking on damp earth; preparing my soul for that day when I hold my true love's hand crossing a rain drizzled street...
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dunx:
Yeah, those turns just at the border aren't too fun in a cargo van. But the tunnels rocked. And that acid story is rather scary. I'm sorry.
Oh, and gonna be in Austin on Saturday if you're up for a drink.
Oh, and gonna be in Austin on Saturday if you're up for a drink.
I have tears in my gears, from lying on my back
from working under you.
dunx:
YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMNIT!
What's that from?
What's that from?
Time travel.
I find that if I think, "You'll be home before you know it," then I'm suddenly sitting in my house.
This is going to backfire when I think, "you'l be lying in a hospital bed rotting before you know it,"
and there I am.
Home sweet home.
Space travel (August the twentieth).
This is how I sit when I am a fortress....
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I find that if I think, "You'll be home before you know it," then I'm suddenly sitting in my house.
This is going to backfire when I think, "you'l be lying in a hospital bed rotting before you know it,"
and there I am.
Home sweet home.
Space travel (August the twentieth).
This is how I sit when I am a fortress....
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rox:
shit...i probably wouldn't wear one if i had it. i don't wear much jewelry other than piercing stuff. 
jholtsnider:
Yeah, I cropped out the chick kissing me. I didn't do the best job. How's your semester going?
Dude, Forbidden Planet!
I was gonna say something, but I forgot. Damn I'm stupid.
vampirate:
Are you sure it's stupidity? From what little I know about you, I'd probably put my money on nigh-fatal inebriation.
vampirate:
You think you were sober?
Also, do not be ashamed of your crush on Rory Gilmore. If I had my way, the both of us would be walking funny. I'm like this --->
, except not so much with my eyes.
Also, do not be ashamed of your crush on Rory Gilmore. If I had my way, the both of us would be walking funny. I'm like this --->
, except not so much with my eyes.Today.
Up early. Iced coffee.
Women's final Wimbledon.
Ham and brie on rolls. Beer.
Nap.
Beer with friends.
Sore belly.
French bread and plums and mangoes and a glass of bourbon.
Up early. Iced coffee.
Women's final Wimbledon.
Ham and brie on rolls. Beer.
Nap.
Beer with friends.
Sore belly.
French bread and plums and mangoes and a glass of bourbon.
al:
I'm sure he knows the subjunctive is a mood, but in order to construct the subjunctive mood you have to use the proper verb tense.
Oh my god, I'm so hungover.
Oh my god, I'm so hungover.
Well, my fellowship was upgraded to a better fellowship, I went out on a couple dates, and I'm gonna be travelling a bunch here soon (to Switzerland in August).
And I don't know how to spell the fart noise that I make with my lips, so I'll stop here.
And I don't know how to spell the fart noise that I make with my lips, so I'll stop here.
Okay, so I'm grumpy at the moment.
I'd like it if, just once, a girl (preferably upon whom I'd had a secret crush) came up to me at random, grabbed my junk, said, "This is a Teichmüller geodesic ray," grabbed her junk and said, "and this is its uniquely ergodic direction."
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I'd like it if, just once, a girl (preferably upon whom I'd had a secret crush) came up to me at random, grabbed my junk, said, "This is a Teichmüller geodesic ray," grabbed her junk and said, "and this is its uniquely ergodic direction."
Update (4/9/05): Today a really pretty homeless girl played me a song on her...
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jholtsnider:
Hooray for you getting a fellowship! Congrats!
jholtsnider:
That's awesome! More money never hurts.
Any idea what you'll be studying?
Any idea what you'll be studying?
And what the hell is so damn funny?