Member: deadmanshand

deadmanshand Is loving the word PANDEMONIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Member: deadmanshand
Member: deadmanshand
Member: deadmanshand
 

bands:

  1. Iron Monkey
  2. Rancid
  3. Johnny Cash
  4. AFI
  5. NOFX
  6. Pantera
  7. Deftones
  8. Bad Religion
  9. Will Haven
  10. Rise Against

films:

  1. Battle Royale
  2. Ichi the Killer
  3. Clerks
  4. Shaun of The Dead
  5. Dogma
  6. Sin City
  7. Kill Bill
  8. The 300
  9. Blade
  10. Lost in Translation

books:

  1. Survivor
  2. Pattern Recognition
  3. Sin City
  4. Haunting
  5. In The Miso Soup
  6. Neuromancer
  7. Choke
  8. Fight Club
  9. Lullaby
  10. Tietam Brown

tv shows:

  1. Family Guy
  2. Spaced
  3. Futurama
  4. American Dad
  5. My Name is Earl
  6. Flight of The Conchords
  7. CSI Vegas
  8. The Simpsons
  9. Dirty Sanchez
  10. Jackass

Video Games:

  1. Guitar Hero
  2. Rock band
  3. Portal/the Orange Box
  4. Oblivion
  5. Rez
  6. PGR 2
  7. Super Mario bros
  8. Gears of War
  9. Soul Calibur
  10. Initial D
 

into: Tattoo's, Sex, Science, Intelligence, music with a fucking soul to it

not into: Repetitive Generic Music, Repetitive Generic Music, Repetitive Generic Music, Repetitive Generic Music, Repetitive Generic Music.........

makes me happy: Sick jokes, sick sex, sick movies, sick books....I am a little sick in the head...but also an utterly charming bastard....

makes me sad: having no money is a bit of a pisser, but you now, the usual, bad jokes, smelly people, the post office,

hobbies: Drinking, Fucking, MDMA....preferably in one evening

5 things i can't live without: Wallet, phone, keys, sick jokes, and my iPod Touch....I make sure I leave the house with those all the time...so they must be the things I can't live without

vices: Sailor Jerry's, Coors Light, Pepsi, My wandering eyes, and your gorgeous ass

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Either being your freindly neighbourhood pervert or pretending to be a cowboy luchador ninja of doom...

 

gender: male

occupation: friendly pervert

current crush: curvy asses in tight underwear

stats: Big enough to feel safe, yet friendly enough not to attract trouble, a 'Quiet Presence' and apparently sexy according to the majority of women I choose to listen to

body mods: Old school latin head and skull on chest, Coop Half Sleve, Various Vince Ray stuff, DNA Tribal thing on calf

heroes: Bashter....the man is a sordid minded genius of mayhem....a true inspiration

gets me hot: Chocolate sauce, cute white knickers, and a curvy booty to lick it off

favorite position: Sit on my face after wrestling your hot friend in chocolate sauce

fantasy: Sex, drugs and rock n roll

sign: Salvation needed

most humbling moment: being a cunt most of the time...but hey, its knida funny

i lost my virginity: yeah, and I have been practicising loads since then, so why don't you come and find out

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Clubbing followed by the all-night diner.

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Hardcore, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer.