into: sexy girls who dress like dead hookers...

makes me happy: feeling the love! new good music

makes me sad: the plight of the lonely people

vices: you bet!

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Robot Slavedriver

current crush: you if you're lucky... as crushes bring good cookies!

stats: big bad white dude

gets me hot: sexy girls who dress like dead hookers...

favorite position: comfy and cozy while going down in a major way

fantasy: sparkling orbs fizz from my fingers and light up the clouds...

sign: speed humps ahead

most humbling moment: we don't talk about bad things here...

i lost my virginity: by being taken advantage of by a friend of my mother... not that I'm mad about it...

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: open relationship