occupation: situational comedian
current crush: jubal early. he's not a bounty hunter. he's a bounty hunter.
stats: unflappable
body mods: as a child i got hit in the head with a lawn dart. really!
gets me hot: perceptiveness; self-knowledge, self-confidence; sweet, sweet ass
favorite position: sausage mcmuffin® with egg
fantasy: calling for thai food delivery because we're not done spooning.
sign: leo - the liger
most humbling moment: 137lb davel vs. 5,778lb range rover
i lost my virginity: 9 months before you were born.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Romance
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Indie Rocker, Goth, Burner, Hipster, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories
