5 things i can't live without: the Z, lippy, champagne, high heels, and cute panties

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: female

occupation: corporate whore

current crush: back to that damn tiger

stats: short, round

body mods: rectal-cranial inversion

gets me hot: no air conditioning in the summer

favorite position: involves pudding, dental floss, masking tape, and a medicine ball. it's quite erotic.

fantasy: a job that allows me to feel productive and happy, but still keeps a roof over my head.

most humbling moment: when I realized I'd passed over true love because it wasn't easy enough

i lost my virginity: but I don't feel like looking for it right now

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.