into: doodling, cuddling, being a dork, playing guitar, taking over the world.
not into: Hannah Montana, homophobes, republicans, people named Tom.
makes me happy: Princess Lolli.
makes me sad: Dead animals, people who don't understand my dark sarcastic sense of humor.
hobbies: guitar, PAINTBALL!, football, FUTBOL!, hugs, vlogging, making really dumb movies (other than vlogs), getting wifey pregnant.
5 things i can't live without: Wifey
Babies
Kittens
Bunny Rabbits
Machine Guns
vices: too many to count.
occupation: PunchMASTER.
current crush: Not Kris' mom.
body mods: I have my earlobes pierced (how cute).
heroes: Captain Planet
gets me hot: fire?
favorite position: That's for whoever I marry to find out.
fantasy: being a Sith Lord :c
i lost my virginity: in a freak gardening accident.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Tattooed, Retro, Hippy, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories
