into: Contentment

not into: Malaise

makes me happy: Laughter. Relief from stress. Hilarious Folly. Achievements of greatness from those I cherish.

makes me sad: Stress. The tears of others. Feelings of hopelessness or lack of direction.

hobbies: Various visual arts, creating and playing music, cooking, good deeds on a small scale.

5 things i can't live without: -Sarcastic list of anatomical necessities-

vices: Alcohol, futile "if I had a time machine" daydreaming, self-deprecating humor that is no longer humorous.

i spend most of my free time: Listless with small bouts of manic behavior.

occupation: Bartender in a world-class hotel. Voice-over Artist. Reluctant student.

current crush: You. I probably only think of you when I beat my weasel, though.

stats: Average. With the usual case of body dysmorphia

body mods: PA.

heroes: People who seem to know what the next step is.

gets me hot: Oral sex. Women who pin me to the bed and take the reigns.

favorite position: Side-spooning-reach-around.

fantasy: Flight, invincibility.

sign: MOTHERFUCKER.

most humbling moment: Watching someone I love die.

i lost my virginity: In an unfortunate accident.

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard