into: chinchillas (as animal companions, not coats or sexual partners), words, words, words.
paint, but not oil paint. it takes too long to dry.
most of the other animals, though i am distrustful of cats and suspect that crocodiles are evil alien hybrids.
musicians, artists, and other crazy people who can make it worth my while to leave the apartment.
oh, and being tied up or otherwise restrained.
not into: non-consensual degradation.
usually meat, especially when it still has fleshy texture.
makes me happy: people who love you even once they know you're kind of an asshole.
live music.
rescued animals who find happy homes.
the Joffrey Ballet.
roads that look innocuous and tiny but take you into the middle of 1950 when you're only 15 minutes from a (shudder) Wal-Mart.
uncharacteristically, venison steak.
Lucky Strikes, iced tea and soy peppermint lattes.
oh, and vegan peanut butter cookies.
Urban Decay eye makeup and Lancome Juicy Tubes..
Hope.
makes me sad: safe words.
loud, anti-Separation of Church and State Christians who make the rest of us look bad.
missing my hippie toy poodle.
hobbies: knitting, mentoring new chinchilla parents, painting sometimes, being a part-time diva and a lapsed ballerina.
5 things i can't live without: in no particular order, and far more than five:
Supernatural, multiple orgasms, my furry chin-children, diet Coke, Luckys, peppermint lattes, the Bill of Rights, a decent set of tools...i could really use a lift and a wood planer, if anyone is selling cheap...or looking to trade.
vices: chain-smoking, diet Coke, Xanax, blowing off God's plan for me because i lack motivation.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: playing with my chinchillas, masturbating for 4 hours stretches, knitting, sleeping, playing fb games at work and wondering why i've lost my drive to write the Great American Novel.
occupation: library lady. i even wear the glasses.
current crush: Castiel (aka Misha Collins as Castiel) &
sextrash
stats: 5',5", 105 lbs. and something like 36-26-36, but don't be misled--i'm smaller than a recipe box, let alone a breadbox.
body mods: just one tat, my armband. my mom got so upset i promised her i wouldn't get any more while she's still alive.
heroes: Mom, Dad, Jesus, and his lovely enlightened wife Mary Magdalene.
gets me hot: guys who take control. sometimes you don't even need to be restrained to lose yourself in someone else's domination.
and anal sex, but no one is going there unless i (insert riotous laughter here) get married.
favorite position: that all depends on what we're trying to accomplish.
fantasy: Be an X-Files agent, or a demon hunter driving around the country in a classic car...the stuff you can't do here.
sign: Think creepy crawly poisonous stinging things and genitals.
most humbling moment: could very well be this, i believe.
i lost my virginity: at the wrong time, in the wrong place, with the wrong guy and the wrong cameraman.
shoulda waited til i was 14, maybe.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Retro, Hillbilly, Hippy, Dirty, Bookworm, Geek, Diva
