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Tuesday Haiku:

If you must gamble
Please don't say you bet your ass
What if you lose it?

If you're retelling a joke and the ending is "you had to be there," it probably wasn't that funny to begin with.

I wouldn't open a can of worm willingly; unless if the can was mislabeled.

Wow, I think for the first time in a long time that I may actually be a good designer. I am happy with my work and my station in the professional world. I am strangely happy.

Ok, I'll take it.

I'll bitch about life another time.

Tuesday Haiku:
(bit late, but still written on Tuesday)

Imposed no flies zone
But they are still invading
My damn ice cream cone

So the TV says it's Lobster Fest at Red Lobster, but I think I'm going to sit this one out. Kinda partied out with Burger King at the White Castle.

Lend me your ears.
Cat's got your tongue.
My lips are sealed.
I got your nose.
Protect your neck.
Cross my heart.
Butterflies in my stomach.
You bet your ass.
Shake a leg.
Be on your toes.

If I drink every day of the year, should I not drink today or double down?

Wait, you're telling me today isn't St Patty's? Can I still enjoy my beer?