into: Smart people who aren't jerks about it, humor, the always ravishing TarNish, pot, videogames
not into: Being eaten by sharks, eating insulation, whizzing on the electric fence, being a crash test dummy, being in the crash test dummies, listening to the crash test dummies (mmm mmm mmm mmm my ass!)
makes me happy: Have you not been listening? Videogames, pot, and the sweet sweet TarNish booty
makes me sad: Ignorance, being punched in the face, America's "leaders"
hobbies: sitting quietly, eating, trying to take over the world (narf!)
5 things i can't live without: videogames, pot, food, the small amount of money I make, and I would assume oxygen
vices: Miami
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: working or sleeping (usually not at the same time)
occupation: Peddling Simulated Ultra-Violence to Children
current crush: TarNish
stats: around 10k health with my imp out
body mods: none, just virgin white skin
heroes: I always preferred villains...
gets me hot: humidity
favorite position: I'm for it
fantasy: To be able to move objects with my mind, as well as read people's thoughts (for the small percentage of people that actually have them)...wait, did you mean sexual fantasy? Goddamn I'm a nerd...
sign: Eat at Joe's
most humbling moment: Everytime I wake up it's a humbling moment for me
i lost my virginity: You did? How was it?
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories
