Member: curmudgeon

curmudgeon is a 39 year-old in Lincoln Park, MI.

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into: playing (drums), listening to and watching music, hockey (defense), pints and pints, girl watching, being a smart ass.

makes me happy: sex, playing my drums, beer, hockey, gratuitous nudity

makes me sad: not getting sex, not playing any shows, abrupt change, indecision. two knee surgeries (torn acl, i heart hockey).

5 things i can't live without: sleep, oxygen, boat rides, laughter, devious behavior

vices: beer and complete unadulterated laziness. girls who wink always fuck me up too.

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

occupation: i play with industrial strength electricity. i'm a steelworker, i kill what i eat.

current crush: i crush your little head

stats: i weeble wobble, but i don't fall down

body mods: virgin skin unless you count the scars.

gets me hot: sleeping bags in the summer, lips, hips, smalls of backs, soft bellies, overalls, big velvet hats, girls who know how to make eye contact.

favorite position: doggie. you can spank and pull hair without pulling a muscle and at my age that's important.

fantasy: to make them all realities

sign: WARNING! HIGH VOLTAGE (authorized personnel only)

most humbling moment: burying my best friend who died of cancer at 28.

i lost my virginity: in the bathtub. i tried to plunger it out with no success.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories