into: Complaining, sleeping all day, music, picking my nose, television, waiting for inspiration, the perverted arts.

makes me happy: Having nothing to worry about, easy money, laughing so hard I cry, those rainy winter days most people hate, Halloween.

makes me sad: Super hot summer weather, noisy neighbors, thoughts of my future, life in general.

5 things i can't live without: Depends on my mood.

vices: The usual stuff, but booze mostly. Though I'm hoping to become a pill popper soon.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: slacker/ bench warmer/ porn aficionado/ douchebag extraordinaire

current crush: This girl from high school I just can't seem to get out of my fucking head and Pam from The Office.

stats: 6' 1", pale, 175ish lbs., long brown hair, green/brown eyes.

body mods: Many, many scars, all emotional in nature. Except for the one on my left index finger, that one is real.

gets me hot: Right now...nothing. I'm as frigid as a witch's teat.

favorite position: Whatever enables me to put my dirty cock in your dirtier ass...you whore.

fantasy: To know what it is like to feel loved. Fuck you, don't laugh.

sign: Leo

most humbling moment: I've lost count.

i lost my virginity: ...in a sticky explosion of fire and brimstone.