makes me happy: Beer, Coffee, Music, Derby, Football, a pretty smile.

makes me sad: Empty kegs.

vices: TV

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Pirate!!!

current crush: Women who like short guys

body mods: Smallpox scar

gets me hot: Take a wild guess.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories