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Ola amigos!
Continuing the Tex-Mex theme from last time! So it appears the way to your hearts is through the magic of Chilli, I have to say the last one was disappointing, <shakes head> i underestimated the amount of chilies needed, very poor.

It's cold, i'm bored, there's no whisky and i haven't had a spliff for a month, thus i feel inclined to talk...
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elysia:
Nottingham is bad enough. I'm pretty sure it homes some of the most annoying fuckwits in the country.
arwen11:
Bill Hicks ROCKS biggrin I hate people too biggrin

Thank you for the Happy Birthday! smile

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Ok, just a brief one...

I had my first sitting with Idle_hands last week, as he attempts to manfully wrestle my rather pants stars into some semblance of coolness. And all i can say is wow!! I'm so excited, in a couple of weeks it should be sorted and it's such a good design, the man is a genius, so you know where to go...
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acwildheart:
I'm kinda wishing I'd made some burritos this weekend now. Ah well, always next week... smile
elysia:
You can come round and cook for me anytime!
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Ok.... so i did get fairly drunk, over the course of two days! But to be honest that didn't help. A very cool, beautiful and smart person however did help a lot. So apologies for the ranting, Come to the Borderline (it's in London, jeez do i have to explain everything) if you like it'll still be a good night, if anything we'll be playing...
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elysia:
There is an area of Rock City on a Saturday night where the men still wear cut off denim, back patches and have fucking massive hair. It's obviously your spiritual home.
fenstar:
whooooooooooooooooooooooooo surreal
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Well i certainly learned a few things from your responses to my last entry!
First of all either Spongebob is a lot cooler than i thought and i'm terribly un-cool and out of touch, or you all take far too many drugs.
Secondly you are all, pretty much without fail a bunch of corporate sell out whores, who'd sell yer entire families for a shot...
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vicky:
Hey i won't have many people to beat with my pooey stick if you carry on putting people off your gigs like that! eeek

kiss
pixiebelle:
Let me know if you find anything out as I may need to slowly beat the little man that told me this was the case if he's lied to me! mad
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Can anyone tell me why chav kids have one trouser leg tucked into their sock? It leaves them looking like a your grandad after he's just got off a pushbike! I tried asking one yesterday, but he just grumbled at me so i threw him out.

Insufficient sleep, excess bourbon, too many things i'm really not at liberty to divulge, once more my weekend was......
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elysia:
It's all about the Top Gear.

I've just started reading one of Jeremy Clarksons' books and it's nowhere near as funny as I expected. Blazer and jean combo wearing bastard.
leola:
Spongebob is fucking ace - do it! biggrin
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Bored bored bored bored!
For the love of god please suggest something to entertain me til friday.
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Right, sorry thats crap.
Must make more of an effort.
The show was great at the weekend, shocking i know, given that it pretty much went as i predicted, but when we're on form we really do have a good time....
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fenstar:
Top Gear makes me dribble and laugh like a little kid blush
fenstar:
*embarrassing moment* - i fell asleep on the train on the way home today and i dribbled eeek blush blush
Funny shit!!
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Aloha!!
Greetings from this dim and distant outpost of SG-land, a kind of metaphorical Antarctica or ice station zebra. Where a bitingly cold wind blows the doors open and howls through shadowy flickering corridors, threatening a storm just over the horizon. Well thats how this place makes me feel at the moment. Much as Cheltenham is a million and one times better than Ross-on-fucking-Wye it...
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dylan:
Sure I'd take commissions, would you pay a fiver (that would include post and packaging)? smile
acwildheart:
Ah well, enjoy mate. And cheers for the comment - believe you me, bands like the Arctic Monkeys are the whole fuckin' raison d'etre for my lot, our mission is destroy the fuckers' credibility before it's too late!! eeek
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Do you ever wonder what you'd say (given some bizarre time-slipage event) if you ever met yourself from 10 years ago?
I appreciate that this is an unlikely occurence but nonetheless it has been playing on my mind.
You see the 18yo me is probably so far removed from myself now that i wouldn't even recognise me. Back then i was so horrendously self-absorbed and...
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vicky:
kiss
fenstar:
can i be catwoman instead please? tongue
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Ola!
How are we all people?
Apologies for reverting to my crap non-updating ways, very ignorant of me, and i shall send myself to bed without any tea as punishment!

So.....
Never try to drive through Monmouth to get to Cardiff, they appear to be unable to negotiate roundabouts without crashing every 5 mins and blocking the road for 4 fucking hours!
Never plan a...
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harleen:
Ha - I read that as 'skwaa UK' - like a patriotic rebel parrot or something....
skys:
aah the joys of the crobar, what a mecca in an otherwise shitty part of town,
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I'll start by saying farewell to the lovely Nadine, the person that first introduced me to this place, on a rather over-excited bus journey back from london!


We're playing a show in Cardiff again tonight, if you're around come along to The Point, there'll be a free bar as it another Tour dates
launch show.


Fuck! i have no inspiration to write at all,...
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emma_treasure:
i agree with harleen, manboob = not very nice, especially if they are droopy and hairy, eeeww wheer did that come from?!?!?! scared myself now! puke biggrin confused biggrin ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
idle_hands:
shame about the wallet thing bud..

L.A. will be ace...

see you when we get back!

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