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Thanks to a comment left by Freshie, I made a startling realization about that fucking Neckface's real identity! I cannot warn you strongly enough: reading past this point may very well put you in danger! There are certain extremely powerful individuals who want the truth that I am about to reveal kept secret!

If, however, you share my belief that the TRUTH is more important than the greedy desires of a few RUTHLESS and AMORAL men, then by all means read on . . .

With the assistance of a well-placed friend (who shall remain, for his own sake, nameless), I did some snooping around in the Defense Department's photography archives, and I discovered a few TRULY SHOCKING photographs-- photographs that have been COMPLETELY CENSORED by the Defense Department until this very moment.

Look! Donald Rumsfeld with spray paint? What could the Secretary of Defense be doing? Preparing to rust-proof his lawn furniture? Or something more sinister?


And here with a paint brush? What does that say in his glasses?


IT'S TRUE!!!11one DONALD RUMSFELD IS NECKFIZZLE! THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME! AND THE VILLAIN WAVES HIS BRUSH IN OUR FACE, DARING US TO STOP HIM!