into: I'm alive, everything else is negotiable.
not into: Goddamn capitalism.
makes me happy: Garrison Keillor. Andre 3000. Lou Reed. Discovery & revelation. Spring, while the lilacs are blossoming. Happy, drunken nights that end in hugs all around. Ireland. Shrimp, scallops, kalamata olives and artichoke hearts. Art, in its every glorious format. Neil Gaiman. Bill Hicks. Proper grammar, spelling. A vocabulary. Intellectual intercourse. Old-fashioned snail-mail correspondence. Zombie flicks. Cases of beer/cliff drinking. Late night walks, in utter solitude, speaking softly to the moon.
makes me sad: Lilacs. The howl of those winter winds in the valley. Unenlightened self-interest. Fake sincerity. Overcompensation.
hobbies: Reading. Imaging I'm a novelist. Fantasizing about quitting my job. To be determined.
5 things i can't live without: Regular pasta intake. Rock and/or roll. Weather. Enlightened self-interest. A dead Lois.
vices: Virtues.
i spend most of my free time: What is this free time you speak of?
occupation: I'm not a writer, I just drink a lot about it.
current crush: Keep that kind of window closed.
stats: Exodus damage.
body mods: These cool night-vision goggles.
heroes: ""
gets me hot: Microwaves.
favorite position: Free fall.
fantasy: The elimination of the Narn homeworld.
sign: THIS IS NOT AN EXIT.
most humbling moment: The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
i lost my virginity: That's it?
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Indie Rocker, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek
