i was in a wierd mood tonight.
i crept around my house in the dark and looked into my own windows. (i have a fascination with seeing into people's houses, little glimpses into the mood of a life). i looked into my windows at my environment, this space i had created and poured myself into, but in detached-perspective-mode.
it looked like a good place.
then...
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i crept around my house in the dark and looked into my own windows. (i have a fascination with seeing into people's houses, little glimpses into the mood of a life). i looked into my windows at my environment, this space i had created and poured myself into, but in detached-perspective-mode.
it looked like a good place.
then...
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yesterday i played hookey. and hookey day = happy day!!
it was me and my bed til 11, then me and the couch and the remote for a few hours of bad daytime tv (can you say lifetime movie), then i went out and did some errands and fun stuff.
this weekend: mostly mellow, stuff around the house, halloween party on saturday...
oh, looks like...
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it was me and my bed til 11, then me and the couch and the remote for a few hours of bad daytime tv (can you say lifetime movie), then i went out and did some errands and fun stuff.
this weekend: mostly mellow, stuff around the house, halloween party on saturday...
oh, looks like...
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froggy:
AWOL! that's 45 days extra duty and 45 days reduction of pay. and you're gonna be busted down to junior scientista. what do you think of that?
tough love.
tough love.
slightpressureok:
Don't neglect checking your oil and coolant levels. Learn from the past, or you'll be doomed to repeat it!
-Manny, Moe and Jack
-Manny, Moe and Jack
i miss: twelvis, INKEDgirl, and inez.
i feel: crabby, mushy and disenfranchised.
i hear: brazilian bongoes (random cd pick but good!)
strongly desiring: an insane massage...ouch! yeah!
hating: the stupid situation with my car and it's dark-lord-possessed engine and all that that implies...
loving: sierra nevada pale ale, nag champa and the full moon!!
feeling a bit like:
-faye dunaway (yeah, i know, which one?)...
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i feel: crabby, mushy and disenfranchised.
i hear: brazilian bongoes (random cd pick but good!)
strongly desiring: an insane massage...ouch! yeah!
hating: the stupid situation with my car and it's dark-lord-possessed engine and all that that implies...
loving: sierra nevada pale ale, nag champa and the full moon!!
feeling a bit like:
-faye dunaway (yeah, i know, which one?)...
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oninochuck:
no xanax... but gin is welcome.
rawr_ima_monster:
well, we'll see if I do any hanging with them at all...I made dsesperate attempots to find out on the boards. 
don't worry, I'm broke too, and there's a neveredning list of stuff I want and/or need.
Dave
don't worry, I'm broke too, and there's a neveredning list of stuff I want and/or need.
Dave
i'm supposed to be baking cookies to thank all the good folk who have helped me out in my time of transportation need. i'm also supposed to be making italian food for dinner for my friend who is coming over later to join me in some sopranos-watchin.'
but i just took a medicinal and now all i feel like doing is swingin in my hammock...
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but i just took a medicinal and now all i feel like doing is swingin in my hammock...
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kingskottie:
i hope the italian food was more exciting than the boring ass sopranos season 4. zzz zzz
you think the sniper really wants 10 mil? for what? 10 mil is really not alot of cash.
you think the sniper really wants 10 mil? for what? 10 mil is really not alot of cash.
astrogirl3000:
thanks for stoppin by, miss chiquita.....
you've got great taste! love yer profile picture too...ooooh pretty dragonfly!!!
today's been wacky, but tomorrow i get a new start. whew!
you've got great taste! love yer profile picture too...ooooh pretty dragonfly!!!
today's been wacky, but tomorrow i get a new start. whew!
if you have not seen "shakes the clown" then gawdammit get your ass to the video store! cuz you're life's not complete until you've seen this brilliant film.
a classic "shakes" quote:
"i've got that peanut butter pussy...brown, smooth and easy to spread!"
a classic "shakes" quote:
"i've got that peanut butter pussy...brown, smooth and easy to spread!"
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thirsty:
yo chickita
form post:
i gotta go back to the 'thirsty' tag. i don't mind at all, but thanks to wells fargo, i'm fucked and have to start over. febo is taken and dead here. dammit.
gutter spare ya'll.
form post:
i gotta go back to the 'thirsty' tag. i don't mind at all, but thanks to wells fargo, i'm fucked and have to start over. febo is taken and dead here. dammit.
gutter spare ya'll.
rawr_ima_monster:
muchas gracias, amiga.
we'll see, it's a possibility they bring in anyone who attempts to contact them just to give them the personality test and try to convert, I don't know if they ever actaully hire anyone.
-bastards....I am not one to be teased at the moment.
Dave
we'll see, it's a possibility they bring in anyone who attempts to contact them just to give them the personality test and try to convert, I don't know if they ever actaully hire anyone.
-bastards....I am not one to be teased at the moment.
Dave
damn. jab rocks my socks off right now. this cd kicks all kindsa ass. thanks, jabberwocky!
maybe we should get married!
j/k, thanks man. you will be receiving (i before e except after c) a fun filled-package....at some point. you know how mail order deals can be.
damn CEOs
anyhoo...chiquita says,
"i wish i could hang out with the texas boys!" :0
maybe we should get married!
j/k, thanks man. you will be receiving (i before e except after c) a fun filled-package....at some point. you know how mail order deals can be
.
damn CEOs
anyhoo...chiquita says,
"i wish i could hang out with the texas boys!" :0
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slightpressureok:
Tell me about your new engine, baby. I'm sitting here, in the dark, thinking about pistons and cylinders. Reciprocating... Gears meshing. Belts in tension. Come on... talk cars to me.
redskull:
Darlin', do I have an adorable accent?
you'se's kinda cute...
you'se's kinda cute...
well, the good news is i got my car repairs (engine and installation) down to $1500.
the bad news is that i have to part with $1500.
some options to possibly consider:
--knock off a gas station or liquor store
--find a sugah daddy pronto
--sell some of my eggs (ovarian style, yo!)
--launch an internet banking scam
--start my own phone sex company
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the bad news is that i have to part with $1500.
some options to possibly consider:
--knock off a gas station or liquor store
--find a sugah daddy pronto
--sell some of my eggs (ovarian style, yo!)
--launch an internet banking scam
--start my own phone sex company
any...
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febo:
ok ok. i have been remiss. i too am in the middle of some financial woes. hopefully they won't extend to my truck, knocking wood.
internet banking scams are good. getting some friends to tie you to a bed and smack you around and leave you for hurt in a disney-owned hotel room is better.
they like to keep that kind of shit real quiet and they do so w/ dollars.
didn't hear it from me though,
f
-/
internet banking scams are good. getting some friends to tie you to a bed and smack you around and leave you for hurt in a disney-owned hotel room is better.
they like to keep that kind of shit real quiet and they do so w/ dollars.
didn't hear it from me though,
f
-/
jab:
first the bad news.
the transporter was unavailable. your package is somewhere in the hands of the united states postal service and it's crazed employees.
now the good news.
if your first line was an aceyalone reference, you are going in my will.
the transporter was unavailable. your package is somewhere in the hands of the united states postal service and it's crazed employees.
now the good news.
if your first line was an aceyalone reference, you are going in my will.
i put all car worries aside and proceeded to embrace fun this weekend. friday i went to the city and saw a comedy show. it made me laugh and drink vodka, two good things. i also was a social b-fly, also a good thing. yesterdee, i got some stuffs done and hung out with my favoritest person last night. damn, he's a good cook. i...
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slightpressureok:
Well, with all the hugging going on... mind if I paw you as well?
demolitionkitten:
Thank you so much.
Maybe I'll take some pics of the rest of the updated place and post em soon
Maybe I'll take some pics of the rest of the updated place and post em soon
*screams*
*weeps*
*throws random glass objects*
*kicks doors, yells in pain*
DAMMIT!! if you are reading this and you don't know what kind of shit sandwich i am in, read my last journal....and weep with chiquita...or for chiquita...or for your sins so that chiquita may rise again into the ranks of car drivers. amen.
well, it may not cost $6000 as the bastards originally said,...
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*weeps*
*throws random glass objects*
*kicks doors, yells in pain*
DAMMIT!! if you are reading this and you don't know what kind of shit sandwich i am in, read my last journal....and weep with chiquita...or for chiquita...or for your sins so that chiquita may rise again into the ranks of car drivers. amen.
well, it may not cost $6000 as the bastards originally said,...
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martyr13:
hiya chiquita..
make sure..
absolutely certain..
if you do by rebuilt heads..
that they don't run you over 600...
otherwise..
you are getting screwed,,
with no lube..
take care and give e a wedgie or something from me..
just for being your kid..
tee hee..
late lady..
leaving you to deal with the real pirates,(mechanics...)
mark
make sure..
absolutely certain..
if you do by rebuilt heads..
that they don't run you over 600...
otherwise..
you are getting screwed,,
with no lube..
take care and give e a wedgie or something from me..
just for being your kid..
tee hee..
late lady..
leaving you to deal with the real pirates,(mechanics...)
mark
mistersatan:
Insurance fraud! Insurance fraud! Hooray!
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
PLEASE
don't let it be a blown head gasket....
please please please
say a please for chiquita to the god, goddess, demon, deity or spirit of your choice...please?
PLEASE
don't let it be a blown head gasket....
please please please
say a please for chiquita to the god, goddess, demon, deity or spirit of your choice...please?
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snakefeast:
I hope you got my message. Don't let those bastards touch your car, even if you have to have it towed somewhere else. They're seriously trying to screw you over. Now that I thought about the series of events you describe. It doesn't work that way at all. Find someone you can trust. This happens all the time. There are only a couple of people I will let touch my car if I can't do it, for some reason. If you need more info, feel free to write.
jab:
there's a shop here closeby called Cartenders. that might help a little if you had to visit, but probably not much. can you skateboard?
i left my house today in my car
i came home today in a tow truck
ass.
i gave a presentation today. it was about sperm. true story. ask me anything about sperm, i got yer answer right here...
i came home today in a tow truck
ass.
i gave a presentation today. it was about sperm. true story. ask me anything about sperm, i got yer answer right here...
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jorganic:
why are sperm whales called "sperm whales"?
Yes I know the name changes are annoying, but extensive market research says "Jorgasmic" just does not fit my image.
I would never laugh as you bleed. I would give you a band-aid and a lollipop.
Yes I know the name changes are annoying, but extensive market research says "Jorgasmic" just does not fit my image.
I would never laugh as you bleed. I would give you a band-aid and a lollipop.
mistersatan:
Why do I feel compelled to draw little beards and moustaches on the sperms in my biology book?
Riddle me THAT one, Batman!!!
Riddle me THAT one, Batman!!!
so yeah, good time girl was in the house last night. she really wrecked my head. she also tore her red stockings and shaked some drunk booty, ass to ass with another cocktail dress wearing chica. aye carumba. other shenanygins abounded, believe you me. damn good time. last night officially fufills my once-a-year-only-get-this-loaded requirement. i'm good for awhiles. thanks.
recovery, however, has been surprisingly speedy...
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takora:
yeah, well, you know... i thought "the inner-thigh ear-muffs(tm)" was a little tacky, no matter how wonderful they are.
i hope you and e and the menagerie are very well and happy, Chiquita. i'm probably not gonna be online much over the next week and a half-- a very close yet rarely-seen-in-person friend is visiting from the west coast for a week. we gonna have fun! you too, i hope... catch up with you soon! xoT
i hope you and e and the menagerie are very well and happy, Chiquita. i'm probably not gonna be online much over the next week and a half-- a very close yet rarely-seen-in-person friend is visiting from the west coast for a week. we gonna have fun! you too, i hope... catch up with you soon! xoT
olivia:
yes, it was themaladylingers
-be seeing you
Dave