into: Honesty, Integrity, Dedication, and Satire and its been years, but LSD rocks my world

makes me happy: My children, intelligent comedy, weed

makes me sad: The corruption of the human soul, mainstream radio, and for some reason I cry at the end of just about every movie.

5 things i can't live without: My CD collection, My Gibson SG and Sovtek Half Stack, My 4 track, and my car, or any car for that matter, purely for practical reasons

vices: Weed, Coffee, Masturbation, Compulsive Over-Eating

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: Out of work Broadcaster/Inbound Calls

current crush: It's not anything gay, but I have a definite fixation with Johnny Depp

stats: 5'11, broad build, slightly overweight, farsighted

body mods: I have some freckles on my arms, and I wear glasses.

gets me hot: Parkas, space heaters, spicy foods. A well proportioned woman. Intelligence, Creativity, Humor, Brunettes. Pale Skin--- SELF IMPORTANCE and general phoniness make me completely limp

favorite position: As long as I'm involved I'm not too picky

fantasy: At this particular point in my life, I really have to classify self sufficiency and freedom in this category

sign: aries (by two days)

most humbling moment: The births of my two daughters

i lost my virginity: When I was 19.