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i got new glasses. don't worry ladies, there's plenty to go around. and i mean PLENTY!

i can't seem to figure out how to put pics in my journal so you're just going to have to look at my pics folder named "New Glasses." I think you can do that.
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alyk:
You wish you had a day planner, you silly fag...

Happy Thanksgiving, Bitch...
johnnydelicious:






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my birthday was fun, thanks for all the birthday wishes. i now feel like i'm a million years old even though it's only 27. i ate too much food and now i'm sick.

seeing spoon tonight, should be sweet. i drank away my glasses. new ones coming next week.

the funny guy bartender that my team saw at the scavenger hunt was drinking last night....
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judypatricia:
I should come visit you at work, soon.
holliday:
27? You're still just a baby!!!
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I'm turning 27 on sunday. most likely there will be some kind of drinking going on. if anyone would like to join let me know and I'll make sure you find out when and where.

WarCraft is funny.

p.s. wanna great gift idea? camel lghts. camel lights and more camel lights. or anything really, i'm not that picky, as long as i can lick it,...
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tangledupinblue:
happy birthday!
thelibra:
happy birthday!!
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i'm totally bored. i took the day off of work cause of this god damned cold that i have and now i'm bored out of my skull. i guess thats my fault.

someone bring me some nyquil so i can sleep. thanks.
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petbot:
I loooooooooooove the nyquil. A little too much.
legionnaire:
That sucks. Hope you can sleep again. I recommend large quantities of alcohol. And meat.
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what a boring night. i probably should've gone out but the trains are stupid so i didn't feel like dealing with the hassle.

we should plan a trip to atlantic city. i want to go hang out at casinos and be drunk.

if anyone know Julie or Heather, i'd really like to know why their phone numbers are in my phone. so yeah, tell me...
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kris10:
do you still hate me?
tangledupinblue:
Life was funnier when you commented a lot in celeb worship. It's raining hard enough and I'm bored enough that I've descended to this level of commenting. Your Suge Knight post was my favorite post in 18 months on this site. That is all..
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well, i do have to say that the open event was pretty damn fun. i got drunk, did a lot of stupid shit and a won a badass nemo. god i wish i knew where that thing was right now. it's probably still underneath the bench at 2A.

did you say $30 for a Nemo? I'LL TAKE ONE!!!!
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alyk:
I'm good, but I have a very scary job interview tomorrow and I have no one to watch Court T.V. and sort pistachio shells with...
alyk:
You love Court T.V.! Stop denying it!

What's been up with you? It seems like I haven't talked to you in ages...
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god. it seems like everytime my friends from oklahoma visit, i get all drunk and hurt myself. this time is what i believe to be a bruised heel. jesus fuck it hurts to walk. these are the times i really miss having a car.

someone buy me some 7-UP plus. i just saw a commercial and it looks totally awesome.
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judypatricia:
I fucking adore you. Hard.
toothpick:
I can't believe how far you went to win that Nemo.
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Is it odd that I really really want to take a trip to Huntsville, TX for a look at the prison museum and a guided tour of the prisons there? Oh yeah, and prison rodeos too.

Yeah, I didn't think so either.
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alyk:
I heard City of Satan by Turbonegro on the radio and it made me think of you, which made me vomit in my mouth...
luckyp:
You mean you haven't done that YET?
kiss
--l*P
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if anyone can find me THIS you would absolutely be my best friend forever. i can't find it on ebay or amazon or anything. i'm dying here. i need it. bad.
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alyk:
I think you should live in a tent in my front yard...

You wouldn't have to work and you could pick up cans for beer money...
lilyk:
i coudl find it but i don't want to be your best friend. mainly because you suck.
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well, speaking of hot girls, Roller Girl came into the store tonight. spec-fucking-tacular. i didn't notice at first, but i saw what was most likely a very attractive female reading a magazine by the registers. i said "excuse me, but your vagina seems to be empty, mind if i fill it for you?" she looks up and says "the skates stay on, and don't fucking...
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alyk:
Oh my God, please explain your "social obligations."

The bars will not go out of business if you're away for two days...
alyk:
We have a fucking wine cellar for christs sake!