into: Hopeless romanticism.
not into: Skat play & watersports. Dude, use the damned toilet!
makes me happy: Comedy through the misery of others, spending time with my closest friends,
makes me sad: Dishonesty
hobbies: Target Shooting, Paintball, Snowboarding, Motorcycles (Crotch Rockets), Musical Theatre (Equity Stage Manager)
5 things i can't live without: Computer, Car, Cell Phone, Guns
vices: Guinness, Irish Car Bombs, cheap ammunition
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Looking for my next gig.
occupation: Stage Manager, all around theatre tech, and student.
current crush: I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may be used to incriminate me.
stats: 5' 9"
body mods: None
heroes: John Browning, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalishnikov, Stanley McCandless
gets me hot: Nasty porn.
favorite position: Don't know anymore. It's been too long.
fantasy: Having a basement of sexy women chained to posts and the walls. Taking my favorite slave upstairs, chaining her to a table and having my way with her.
sign: No molestar.
most humbling moment: Finding out that my engagement was over when I saw her profile on MySpace listing her as single.
i lost my virginity: at 19. I was trying to hold out until 21, but my hormones got the better of me.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Straight Edge, Burner, Geek
