into: jungle gyms. building things. when girls wink. sex in the grass. girls in sundresses. leaving drawings on receipts. estate sales. cufflinks. vintage ties. reading. sixties fashion.
not into: cargo shorts. indecisiveness. flakiness. half-hugs. bro-shakes. flip flops. affliction. pajamas. rotary phone cell phone ringtones.
makes me happy: small children flirting with each other. puppies. swingsets. buying gifts. classic rock radio. singing. a very nice kiss with just enough tongue. seeing someone be polite. climbing trees. when a girl blushes. bourbon. romance.
makes me sad: seeing parents belittled in front of their kids. seeing kids disappointed. girls sticking with assholes. one-upping.
hobbies: carpentry/woodworking. impromptu serenades. adventuring. making out. tree-climbing. backpacking. rowing.
5 things i can't live without: lucky strikes. bourbon. my dog benny. an h&m crew-neck with the neck streched out. a copy of 'daily afflictions.'
vices: pride. diving into things too quickly.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: downtown at my favorite bars with a bourbon. at my best friend sarah's house. crooning frank sinatra. throwing paint from my rooftop. cooking.
occupation: home security/automation
current crush: Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
stats: 5'11". i work out with a punching bag. my eyelashes point downward. i part my hair, stay clean-shaven, and dress like an extra on 'mad men.'
heroes: don draper. james franco. justin timberlake. paulo coelho. calvin and hobbes.
gets me hot: confidence. girls with smarts, sass, and a crooked smile. and if you can look sexy in a sundress, i'm yours.
favorite position: whatever makes your eyes go wide. i like doing most of the work.
fantasy: a stylish, intellectual nymphomaniac reading a book in a bar.
sign: capricorn
most humbling moment: the unexpected death of my father. i held his hand while he died. it changed me entirely.
i lost my virginity: in a church parking lot. it was a unitarian church, so i think that made it more okay.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Fashionista, Retro, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer
