gender: male
occupation: Imp of the Perverse
current crush: My much, much better half.
stats: Fully emotionally retarded
body mods: Crippling neurosis.
gets me hot: Kidnapping the Hero's love interest and then, once s/he has outlived his/her usefulness, slowly lowering them into a pit filled with either zombies or lava, but not both.
sign: of the times
i lost my virginity: but i've never had sex with a virgin.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Punk, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.