As a pericer there are only so many things this company will actually train you to do.
I had a guy come in yesterday asking for something I had never heard of.
"It's like a horizontal p.a, you should know what it is."
"We'll I'm sorry, I've not been trained to do that. I can do a regular p.a or laddering?"
"Fuck that its boring, what kind of piercer are you."
"I'm sorry sir, I'd happily give it a go, but you'd probably end up in A&E and you would also have to sign a form promising not to sue me."

I really like doing p.a piercing usually, the guys who get them done are fun, chatty, and know what's going on. I prayed this guy would piss off. There is nothing worse than a cocky man of the world, who thinks he's better than me. I'm sweet no matter what, if the guy pulled down his pants and revealed it bent all the way back I'd smile and carry on. I've had drunk guys try and grab me ass, guys throw up on me. Bleed so much I've had to change. But I think I would have had gritted teeth and sheathed him if he had singed up.

Rant over, last day until my week off! I'm getting on it like sonic tonight.