into: Art, business, philosophy, and plans for world domination

makes me happy: A challenge.

makes me sad: Constantly having to explain why i don't drink and that being straightedge doesn't mean I'm a vegan who doesn't like girls.

5 things i can't live without: my bike, a pen, apparently this fucking computer, an evil plan and a yoyo

vices: I'm looking into getting one.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: All of the above

current crush: Kiki of Paris

stats: Average

body mods: None

heroes: Calder, Warhol & Joe Campbell

gets me hot: Confidence

favorite position: the next one

fantasy: Some fine dining and a world class opera complimented with a world class hardcore show afterwards and wild pagan sex til dawn.

sign: Capricorn

most humbling moment: That's like asking a fish what got him most wet

i lost my virginity: On Prom night

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Straight Edge