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So last night I watched Surface. Lake Bell was the only thing that prevented me from turning it off. In the first 5 minutes they'd done everything they could to turn me off. First a boatload of 13 year old kids who think they're hip and cool. Hate that. Then an uber-bratty little 4 year old... detest that.
The whole show...
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So last night I watched Surface. Lake Bell was the only thing that prevented me from turning it off. In the first 5 minutes they'd done everything they could to turn me off. First a boatload of 13 year old kids who think they're hip and cool. Hate that. Then an uber-bratty little 4 year old... detest that.
The whole show...
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I'm back.
Again.
Again.
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reprobate:
You know perfectly well that if I was shooting at it, it would have gone down.
reprobate:
That thing with the white sloping roof is, in fact, my garage, which I already knew was OK. The thing in front of it with the minimal roof damage and apparently all three dormers is my house.
I'm back!
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stockula:
Hey, cool. Welcome back.
thefuckoffkid:
Is this reactivated?
LIE DETECTORS
Once again, in what is becoming something of a ritual, I've had an argument with several of the local police (who are friends and "shooting buddies" as well), over Lie Detectors.
Why are people so mermerized by this pseudoscience? Isn't the problem with such a device all too apparent?
I put my case as follows:
All "Lie Detectors" are fraudulent because they do...
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Once again, in what is becoming something of a ritual, I've had an argument with several of the local police (who are friends and "shooting buddies" as well), over Lie Detectors.
Why are people so mermerized by this pseudoscience? Isn't the problem with such a device all too apparent?
I put my case as follows:
All "Lie Detectors" are fraudulent because they do...
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brainfromarous:
You do realize that LI could pretty much conquer Australia, don't you? I mean, the Suffolk County police alone probably outnumber and outgun your Kangaroo Kommandos, or whatever the Aussie army is called...
gayatri:
well argued...
I think it's about time to declare open season on people who use the term "meme" with a straight face.
They're not hard to find - just look for a couple of guys with 2600 t-shirts arguing over which of their favorite bands is more ironic and obscure.
Then open fire.
Bonus points if one of them calls out for Robert Anton Wilson as he...
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They're not hard to find - just look for a couple of guys with 2600 t-shirts arguing over which of their favorite bands is more ironic and obscure.
Then open fire.
Bonus points if one of them calls out for Robert Anton Wilson as he...
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racer_x:
"Well. you know, i think that the somatic responses of the 8 guiding paths have afeected my decision to wear clothing two sizes too small......."
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!
BLAM BLAM BLAM...
that felt great.
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!
BLAM BLAM BLAM...
that felt great.
brainfromarous:
No kidding. It's time to seriously thin the alterna-hipster herd.
I'm taking my Remington 870 with me on my next Border's trip, and God help any poseur I catch in the DVD section saying something like, "Oh, I'll only watch European cinema...."
Watch THIS, Fellini!
*shick-SHACK*
*BOOOM*
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I'm taking my Remington 870 with me on my next Border's trip, and God help any poseur I catch in the DVD section saying something like, "Oh, I'll only watch European cinema...."
Watch THIS, Fellini!
*shick-SHACK*
*BOOOM*
Support The Arts
SADDAM HUSSEIN CAPTURED
"He was caught like a rat," said Maj. Gen. Ray Odierno of the 4th Infantry Division at a separate press conference in Tikrit. It was ironic that he was in a hole in the ground across the river from the great palaces her built using all the money he robbed from the Iraqi people.
Ironic? It was entirely appropriate.
A rat is...
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"He was caught like a rat," said Maj. Gen. Ray Odierno of the 4th Infantry Division at a separate press conference in Tikrit. It was ironic that he was in a hole in the ground across the river from the great palaces her built using all the money he robbed from the Iraqi people.
Ironic? It was entirely appropriate.
A rat is...
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0theamazingrando:
Are we not men?
WE ARE DEVO!!!
WE ARE DEVO!!!
brainfromarous:
We must repeat: D E VO
"Oh, You Pretty Things..."
The other night, while adjusting to some new medication, it struck me that I've never remarked "on board" about how lovely the SGs are.
So, in accordance with my new Positive Mode of thinking:
You are all seriously, deleriously gorgeous and sexy women.
There. One less loose end.
PS - Next time you're in a medically-altered state of mind, I recommend...
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The other night, while adjusting to some new medication, it struck me that I've never remarked "on board" about how lovely the SGs are.
So, in accordance with my new Positive Mode of thinking:
You are all seriously, deleriously gorgeous and sexy women.
There. One less loose end.
PS - Next time you're in a medically-altered state of mind, I recommend...
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Ok, I am freshly re-medicated and I am going to try something new.
Positive Thinking.
Yes, that's right. Goodwill and generousity of spirit. Smiles. Kittens. All that sort of thing.
Wish me luck.
Positive Thinking.
Yes, that's right. Goodwill and generousity of spirit. Smiles. Kittens. All that sort of thing.
Wish me luck.
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brainfromarous:
You look like Tony Blair. Yes, it's true.
thefuckoffkid:
I brought you a kitten.
The other day someone accused me of being insensitive about the Holocaust.
What nonsense. In fact, my own grandfather died in a concentration camp...
...when he fell from the guard tower.
What nonsense. In fact, my own grandfather died in a concentration camp...
...when he fell from the guard tower.
brainfromarous:
PS - If you can't tell that the above is a joke, then don't bother complaining - there is nothing anyone can do to help you...
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[Edited on Nov 17, 2003 1:01PM]
Yes? You were expecting something?
reprobate:
I want my two dollars!
brainfromarous:
Fix my damned musclecar first, and get this creepy French chick away from me...
I'm heading back tomorrow morning and I'm keeping my powder dry.
And yeah, I'm giving most TV a pass these days, especially Surface, given that I suddenly found myself owning lakefront property in the middle of town.