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<?php
header('Content-type: text/plain');

echo "Starting script\n";

$url = 'http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/15416379.rss'; // Get the JSON URL to your account

echo "Retrieving JSON data from Twitter\n";

$curl_handle = curl_init(); // Open up a CURL connection
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_URL, "15416379");
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, 2); // Timeout connecting in 2 seconds
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT, 20); // Timeout getting data in 20 seconds (since Twitter has been slow with growing popularity)
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1); // Get data back

$buffer = curl_exec($curl_handle); // Execute the request and get data back
curl_close($curl_handle); // Close the connection!

if ($buffer) { // If data is returned
	$data = json_decode($buffer); // Decode JSON string

$twitter_when = date('n/j/Y g:ia',abs(strtotime($data[0]->created_at . " GMT"))); // When was last tweet posted?
	$twitter_text = $data[0]->text; // Last tweet
} else { // Otherwise
	die("Couldn't fetch data"); // Error occurred while fetching, most likely a timeout
}

echo "Generating new image \n";

//$im = imagecreatetruecolor(560, 72); // Uncomment this and delete the next line to create a blank image
$im = imagecreatefrompng("http://acetracer.com/twitter/twitter.png"); // This creates an image from an existing PNG image

$white = imagecolorallocate($im, 150, 150, 150); // Define some colors to use
$grey = imagecolorallocate($im, 201, 117, 155); // Color for side the date/time

$twitter_text = wordwrap($twitter_text,56); // Because my image is only 560 pixels wide, text can run out of the boundaries and GD library has nothing to remedy that, so this function will wrap the text after 72 characters. This may differ for your image.

$font = 'MyriadPro-Regular.otf'; // Custom font. You may use one of four or five standard fonts, but they're ugly

imagefttext($im, 14, 0, 44, 42, $white, $font, $twitter_text, array('linespacing'=>1.0)); // Write out to the image Twitter status with appropriate positioning
imagefttext($im, 10, 0, 340, 130, $grey, $font, $twitter_when, array('linespacing'=>1.0)); // Same with date/time of last tweet

imagepng($im,"http://acetracer.com/twitter/twitter.png"); // Create twitter.png
imagedestroy($im); // Free up some memory

echo "Everything done! Quitting...\n";
?>

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Saturday

OCTOBER 11, 2008 @ 02:55 PM | 2 COMMENTS

This weekend is all about Bad Camp...

Timmy and I are spending the weekend at my old alma mater UC Berkeley...and even using my old Air Bears wireless login from 2006.

If that doesn't scream security...I don't know what does.

I've been SO excited to go to this and talk with other nerds about the CMS environment that I work with every day.

At the very least...so we can commiserate about the inefficiency of the "Most Popular" block.

All that being said...I'm SO bummed that I'm not at BlizzCon (despite the live feed, which is keeping me pretty contented) 'cause I'm missing out on these: