not into: Pretention.

makes me happy: Schwarma and Beer. A decent cup of joe. A good conversation with friends. A fresh new roll of toilet paper and the time to enjoy it.

makes me sad: There is nothing sadder in this world than a sad clown.

hobbies: Guitar, music, movies, cooking, photography. I also enjoy a good book. I also secretly enjoy playing old 1990s computer games. I guess it's not so much a secret, seeing as I just put it on the fucking internet, huh.

5 things i can't live without: Decent food, good coffee

vices: I smoke, drink, curse and cheat at cards.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: I manage a hotel. Think "four rooms" only with more rooms.

current crush: I have a deep, abiding love for Teri Polo, although I suspect that the feelings are unreciprocated.

body mods: None at the moment. Used to have some piercings. They looked stupid on me so I took them out. Also had some temporary Ninja Turtle tattoos as a small child if that counts.

heroes: See Ninja Turtles, above.

gets me hot: The Tel Aviv summers spent in my apartment with no a/c gets me quite warm.

favorite position: Ideally with someone other than myself, but I can be flexible.

fantasy: See favorite position, above.

sign: Sagittarius.

most humbling moment: Ooh. So many to choose. I am humbled daily.

i lost my virginity: at 14. I was far, far too sober at the time. It was quick, awkward and terrifying but also pretty awesome.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Fuck you, I defy categories