bands:

1. Deadbolt
2. Ghastly Ones
3. E-40 (it's gotta be the Bay Area)
4. Slayer
5. James Brown
6. Motorhead
7. Mac Dre (R.I.P.)
8. Big Red and the Juicyfruits
9. Ohio Players
10. Sade

films:

1. Big Lebowski, Millers Crossing
2. anything Coen brothers
3. Heat, Dead Man, Brain Candy
4. Idiocracy, Sunday Driver
5. Boluvard Nights, Domino
6. anything Bruce Campbell

books:

1. Ambrose, Dee Brown,
2. Mostly history and some
3. Hunter Thompson of course

tv shows:

1. I cant wait for the digital switch
2. to keep that shit out of my house.
3. House
4. South Park
5. Oregon art beat
6. Northwest field guide

Video Games:

1. Goldeneye N64, bring it on succas!
2. G.T.A. whatever

into: Fucked up cars, Makers Mark, and a bunch of next level shit ya'll cant even comprehend.

makes me happy: Call drinks

makes me sad: Well Drinks

hobbies: it's more of a lifestyle

vices: I just have a couple of shitty Craftsman ones, but I would like to have a 10" Wilton.

i spend most of my free time: Down in the lab

occupation: Slave to the grind

current crush: is red on the head like a dick on a dog ....still.

body mods: 4" chop, radiused wheel wells in front and full skirts in back with peanutbutter guts!

gets me hot: Hot Rod's with no ventilation.

favorite position: Richie and Janice in the Sopprano's

fantasy: To have an island with a midget in a tuxedo to run it.

sign: Schlitz Malt Liquor

most humbling moment: finding out you are not your dream girls dream guy

i lost my virginity: to my hand

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories