Reflection and meditation for the day:
As always, I'm not a pretty girl, just a tough one. I guess that is the core to being a Bionic Femme. I don't rely on beauty, I rely on fierce edge and power. Girls never really like me for my face anyway; they just like me for the stuff I write or the way I woo them.
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As always, I'm not a pretty girl, just a tough one. I guess that is the core to being a Bionic Femme. I don't rely on beauty, I rely on fierce edge and power. Girls never really like me for my face anyway; they just like me for the stuff I write or the way I woo them.
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So far I am losing... 
Well, I guess it was my fault for applying to the site, right? Sigh. Let's face it. I'm not really cute at all, I just get chicks because i'm an insane artist and that means you HAVE to get girls at least once in a while, especially if you wear a beret. Damn my "exotic" face. Edit: I applied to...
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Well, I guess it was my fault for applying to the site, right? Sigh. Let's face it. I'm not really cute at all, I just get chicks because i'm an insane artist and that means you HAVE to get girls at least once in a while, especially if you wear a beret. Damn my "exotic" face. Edit: I applied to... Read More
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evillyn:
You applied to the site and didn't get accepted??!?? That is so insane. Can i just send you a monthly check and you can keep me stocked in naked pictures, cuz you are unbelievably gorgeous. And if you leave I'm gonna miss you. you are so entertaining. You bore? I could sit here and read a long detailed account of what you ate for breakfast, and I would be rapt. Lordy you're hot. And entertaing.
olivia:
oh.
So right now I am applying to nonuglylesbians.com...think of them as really bitchy gay suicidegirls, lol.
To become one of the girls, you need a majority vote. Right now it is something like 10 yes, 7 no, and I need about four more yes's to get in.
The gladiator pit
Um...wish me luck...if I don't make it, I guess I can just...rely on my "personality"...
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To become one of the girls, you need a majority vote. Right now it is something like 10 yes, 7 no, and I need about four more yes's to get in.
The gladiator pit
Um...wish me luck...if I don't make it, I guess I can just...rely on my "personality"...
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volkov:
can I vote? 
bionicfemme:
lol. Wish you could, honey-pie, but only lesbians who have been approved by the site can vote...
Ah this blows. It looks like i'm losing. But its OK 'cause I keep hurling creepy pick-up lines at the girls that reject me, i.e. "But baby, i'm clean, I just came back from the doctor!"
Ah this blows. It looks like i'm losing. But its OK 'cause I keep hurling creepy pick-up lines at the girls that reject me, i.e. "But baby, i'm clean, I just came back from the doctor!"
Why do girls always have to say, "I think you're cute and adorable but you're just not hot" or "You'll be so hot in a few years" OR the best one, "I think you're attractive but for some reason i'm not attracted to you"
Is it because I look young? Damn that half Asian in me...
I am not a poodle or an anime character...
Is it because I look young? Damn that half Asian in me...
I am not a poodle or an anime character...
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chirex:
not that it helps much coming from me, as a male, but when I met you at the prom I found you very attractive.
Hot even. Especially those legs of yours.
::grinshrug::
Hot even. Especially those legs of yours.
::grinshrug::
fred:
But you are so cute and adorable.
Why fight it? It's a lot better than "homely" or "skanky".
...and I think B-Femme would make a great character in a graphic novel or manga too.
But you are so cute and adorable.
Why fight it? It's a lot better than "homely" or "skanky".
...and I think B-Femme would make a great character in a graphic novel or manga too.
For the second time, someone recognized me off the site as the writer of "Much Obliged"...I really thank SG for publishing it; I never thought I would be recognized in random places for it.
Still...it's sort of strange, when people ask me if Lisa was ever a real person, and if it was a true story.
Was it all a dream?
Still...it's sort of strange, when people ask me if Lisa was ever a real person, and if it was a true story.
Was it all a dream?
Last night= 101 degrees of fun.
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jasonxstar:
101 degrees is sure hot..ouch ,well im going to be in the city in a week and half to go to a party of my friends so hopefully we can finally have that cigartte together,oh and heather(onefoolishline) said she wants to hang out also and have lunch or dinner or something..cool cool so let me know if your going to be around, and this is for you a special ROCK ON!!!lates
Owwww. Sick. 
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letigre:
feel better hun. you need to get better asap so you can join us at the brunch on sunday.
tell grrlhavoc that she needs to get her arse back up on it.
tell grrlhavoc that she needs to get her arse back up on it.
schleprock:
Ahhh...poor baby. I hope you feel better soon.
So I woke up this morning to a FIRE because apparently when God is not trying to send me on dates with burglars, he's trying to LIGHT ME ON FIRE.
The fire alarm was going off in my building this morning. I thought, "Ah what the hell, someone just pulled the alarm. I'll get my discman and put on action movie music and run out...
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The fire alarm was going off in my building this morning. I thought, "Ah what the hell, someone just pulled the alarm. I'll get my discman and put on action movie music and run out...
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theoriginalsin:
Doesn't being "The Nice Guy" suck.
That's good to hear. I'm glad you're starting to find some happiness again.
That's good to hear. I'm glad you're starting to find some happiness again.
So Katmax and her girlfriend Sara invited me to go clubbing with them tonight...but Sara told me to dress like a man. She says it is quite possibly might be the only way to attract sane women.
Well...if looking like a man is what it takes...
DAMMIT! WHERE'D I PUT MY OLD SPICE???
Ya can't see it but i'm wearing a tie. I'm drag kinging...
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Well...if looking like a man is what it takes...
DAMMIT! WHERE'D I PUT MY OLD SPICE???
Ya can't see it but i'm wearing a tie. I'm drag kinging...
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mike11:
Please dont be a mans man - I have never questioned my manhood, and I am too old to start now. . Good luck with the new look though. I hope it works for you. lol
. Good luck with the new look though. I hope it works for you. lol
onefoolishline:
Bionicfemme: boobs AND bawls.
come and get her girls...rawr.
come and get her girls...rawr.
Well. Please sit down. Are you ready for how this date turned out?
SHE WAS A MOTHER OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD AND WAS ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY TWICE.
Oh my GOD. There comes a point where a gay woman has to break, and I have. Here are some lovely excerpts from the date.
"So you spent a third of your life in Kansas, huh? I...
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SHE WAS A MOTHER OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD AND WAS ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY TWICE.
Oh my GOD. There comes a point where a gay woman has to break, and I have. Here are some lovely excerpts from the date.
"So you spent a third of your life in Kansas, huh? I...
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ltrain:
wow, i have no luck with chicks either. hence my celibacy. just tired of wasting good energy on people that are worthless. but i think someday happiness will come to everyone who deserves it. its just a matter of when and where. hang in there kid, i feel your pain. yeah come to l.a. though!!! we're alot cooler and cuter.
psmith:
I think i need to send you a carton of Camel Reds.
and who cares if a handful of people don't think you're up to their standards of beauty - we all judge each other, that's how we find the right person for us. forget the h8rs and talk to those that think you're hawwwttt. they're the ones that are right and the ones you should be listening to.
NOW LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.
i will not hear any more of this crap about you not being a hot sexy bitch. you know you are, i know you do. all this half-hearted crap trying to accept that you're not beautiful, it's crap and half-hearted because even you know it's not true.
okay so now it's time to revel in your awesomeness and hotttttness and not take any shit from women that are not the one for you. for gods sake, you're 21. give it some time. we all have to wade through the rock till we get to the diamonds.
ok far too long. anyway. it had to be said.
[Edited on Jun 16, 2003]