From jay_blank
Big Poppa is a magnificent specimen. He's 11 feet tall with a grip like a steel vice. Arms of iron, shoulders of granite, shins of velvet. He eats 24 eggs for breakfast and drinks gravy. Chuck Norris cries and pees himself at the mere mention of Poppas name (which is unpronouncable in several human languages). I once saw him sneeze and blow a biker off of is hog. He's got a big heart; some doctors even say its enlarged. Wilson Fisk bows in front of this man. Panties explode when he walks into a room. All in all, he's one of the coolest motherfuckers I've ever met.