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So does that mean eating a croissant is the same as eating pussy? *runs to store to buy many croissants*

Sorry that the rain ruined your day
But it cant rain every day (well....except..you know....the rain forest )

DAMN!!

Now what am I supposed to do with 48 croissants?

my last boyfriend was such a fucking pig, it drove me INSANE. I don't understand the logic behind stacking up trash, knowing full well what a massive pain in the ass it will be to take it out later, when it's in a pile like that! I don't get it! if you empty it, fill it, if you use it all, replace it, if you open it, close it, if you turn it on, turn it off! why don't people use turn signals? don't clip your nails on the bus! TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE IN THE THEATRE! AAAHHHHH!

in short, I feel ya, girl. try some mega passive aggressive tactics (like stashing ALL of the toilet paper and just bringing it in with you when you need it, eating [or tossing] their favorite fridge items without explanation, buy and burn the stinkiest candles you can find near them while they're eating, etc), which might not make them think twice about their actions, but will most likely make you feel better until they're gone. respect works both ways, people!

Well, at least you're getting it off your chest and not letting it simmer over to the point where you go all fucking bezerker on little miss bend it like beckham (yes I saw it).
Roomates suck..... it makes being rid of them that much better when you have your own place.
Keep your eye on the prize (whatever that means)

well rob should be getting health benefits with the new gig right? if not matador is bunch of assholes. i'm sure there is like a 90 day thing or something like that.

HI!

Hahaha! I remember when I was driving behind that van once, or another just like it if there are more than one. I was taking a swig from a bottle of water and a good bit of it ended up on me. Yeah that apostrophe kills me too...

i love you cuteness

me haces falta mama, pero si que soy un "jeepster" por tu amor!

thanks for making me wanna eat and im broke right now.

sorry, what were you saying about journal entries? I think you are the most non-updating person in space.
seriously.

im serious
*chomp*

So good to see you back! I think we should send our co-workers over a cliff in a sedan.

uhuh ..dont you go disappearing on us again..


- J.

t-minus 1 day till kisses. make sure we get lots of red lights

i haven't even left yet and i already know that i'm not going to want to leave. you're the best baby

You know....you REALLY need to update more often

meeting you on here was one of the best things that ever happened to me. i love ya babes

Nov 23rd?? Have you been busy? How are you? You look cute in that picture (I've possibly said this everytime I've visited your journal)

where ya been?

its about time you changed your profile pic mama. i'm so glad we make us sick

So cute