0
Today I was driving home from work and I looked in my rear view mirror, and a girl was digging up her nose, wiggling her finger around and around furiously. Then she pulled it out, looked at it, and wiped it on the ceiling of her car.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
kroh:
No it's not porn, it's kind of a chick flick, but amazingly good.
wardy:
its easy to fall asleep after a couple drinks, but i've relied on that too long...

i like picking my nose blatantly in public...i'm a sicko, i get off on shit like that.. smile
0
I am getting pissed off at my job. I just started a month ago and I already want to quit. Good times, good times.
I would like it if some rich, STD-free man offered to marry me and then I could take any job I want and not have to worry about the money. Or even better, I wish my boyfriend would get rich and...
Read More
undershaker:
So, what variety of case(s) do you manage? W2? AODA rehab.?

Is your univ. background, if you have such, in social work/sociology?

Just curious... As I work in social welfare as well.
undershaker:
Meaning, something governmental - family court, child support, child-care, or...?

Or, meaning non-profit - community advocates, umos, maximus, or some such...?
0
Well, Talk Like a Pirate Day was a huge success. The best joke I heard was this one: What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Anyone have a guess?

So... I don't really like my new job much. I don't know if I have given it a fair try yet, but it's nothing like my old job, which I loved. I'm sad.


ARRR!!!
kroh:
Only thing I can think of is some combination of 4 pirates and alcohol.

Where do you work?
saintfirky:
is the answer "arrrrr!"?
0
international talk like a pirate day is coming up on monday!

also, i am getting a new tattoo next weekend... i have three ideas that i have been unable to narrow down to one. yeah, i'm one of those people who can't make decisions.

ARRR!!!
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
apexxx:
harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ARRR!!!
danhazelton:
im still crackin up from that joke over here!!!!
0
I went to a wedding last night for my ex-boss. I'm definitely anti-electric slide, but only because nobody every taught me how to do it, so rather than looking stupid or admitting I don't know the steps, I just declare my hatred for it and fold my arms and stay in my chair.
If I ever get married, no electric slide, I PROMISE.
But I'll...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
squire:
Speech? Oh shit . . . . eeek
kroh:
yeah, I'm using roommates.com right now, cpet the bastards want me to upgrade to get any form of communication to people.
0
I met this guy at jcpenney last night who was the ACTUAL 40-year-old virgin... the classic nerd, but not in the hipster way. he had greasy black hair combed over to one side, and pants up to his nipples like steve urkel, with a tightly tucked-in polo shirt. he had the posture of an orangutan, pot-belly jutted forward and shoulders slumped, but his skin was...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
squire:
You can have whatever you want, dear.

Heh. My name is in your profile. No its not "menstrual." tongue
squire:
Why just those two? It could also be Pedro, Elvis, Conor, or Adam!

I'm pretty much selling out to do more "corporate" type of work instead of the mostly criminal work I do right now. But its not like I do the criminal work for free anyway, so I guess its really not "selling out." But I'll be defending companies and whatnot instead of criminals. And, frankly, I'm more comfortable with the criminals. wink
0
i got a new job, i got a new job!
quite soon i'll be rich.. muahahaha!
apexxx:
then you can take over the world! kiss
0
I just got back from a week in florida with my boyfriend. we drank a lot, swam a lot, and slept a lot. we also chased lizards... heheh.
i feel so depressed being back in milwaukee... i am seriously considering shirking all of my responsibilities and going back!
squire:
Heh. Did let the lizards bite your ear lobes and then wear them as earrings? 'Cause that's hella fun.
0
I am waging war with time warner cable.

also, i had a job interview that went well, so pretty soon i may be making more money AND working closer to home! yay!

finally, i am getting my hair chopped off tomorrow. wish me luck! ARRR!!!
inmalmedy:
kudos to your endeavors, and as wanted, goodluck! smile
squire:
I hope you win your war for all our sakes.