bands:

1. Gogol Bordello
2. Mucca Pazza
3. Jolie Holland
4. Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings
5. Bassnectar
6. Lucero
7. Gift of Gab
8. Iron & Wine
9. Chopin
10. the mixed tape you made me

films:

1. Cool Hand Luke
2. Casablanca
3. The Big Lebowski
4. The Princess Bride
5. Willow
6. Debby Does Dallas
7. Harold and Maude
8. Little Miss Sunshine
9. anything Don Hertzfeldt
10. Wet Hot American Summer

books:

1. Oxford English Dictionary
2. Dune
3. His Dark Materials
4. Love in the Time of Cholera
5. The Dark Knight Returns
6. Cronopios y Famas
7. History in Three Keys
8. Curators of the Buddha
9. JTHM
10. The Giving Tree

tv shows:

1. Lost
2. 21 Jumpstreet

Video Games:

1. Guitar Hero II
2. KoL
3. Frogger

into: fast cars, hard drugs, loose women

not into: slow cars, weak drugs, frigid bitches

makes me happy: followthrough

makes me sad: holding patterns

hobbies: hobbies? what the fuck is this shit?!

5 things i can't live without: whiskey, coffee, diet coke, the internets, ibuprofen

vices: caffeine, nicotine, my damn cocktail, adrenaline, sloth, face soap, shiney things, little hippos, porn, fried food, dirty dishes, procrastination, breakin' young boys' hearts, making crude sex jokes infront of strangers, kickin' it.

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

occupation: fiend

stats: I was never that good at math...

body mods: frizzy hair & mysterious black boogers. ink on my upper back & various screws.

gets me hot: heat

fantasy: Beijing or bust, baby

sign: Taurus

most humbling moment: being a teacher.

i lost my virginity: but gained my manhood! wait...

MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek