batteredrose

Nerp, sorry. It's "nights-ell."

It's German, dude.

Too bad. The bobblehead is the key component to a good neck-fucking.

And no, I'm not colorblind. Originally, I wanted to be called "Utopia or Deuteranopia?" (yes, with the question mark), because that's the name of one of my favorite Aeon Flux episodes. But you can't use punctuation or spaces in your SG handles, so I just went with deuteranopia. Besides, I think women suffer a form of blindness when it comes to me; they don't see me.

Mmm.. Arkansas, huh? My new production superintendent was stationed in Little Rock. I got married in the Ozarks (divorced now, unfortunately). Lovely state, at least where I've been. You're from Florida, though? My mother was stationed in Florida back in the 60s. Someplace near Coco Beach that's now closed down. Patrick AFB, I think.

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If I had a dick, the I would never leave the house. This would be because of two reasons. First, I would have a permanent hard on. I would get hard over all the eye candy around. There is beautiful women everywhere you look and since I have a Suicide Girl subscription, well that hard on wouldn't go away. Secondly, I would either be masterbating like a crazy person or fucking everything that was willing to fuck me back. So that makes it clear as to why I would be a hermit in my own home. Thank god, that I am a well mannered, polite, respectful, young woman! HAHAHA

Ooooh Tequila. Can I come? I am taking my nieces to a skating birthday bash tonight with my best friend and her boyfriend. The girls are 4 and 5. They have never been skating before so it should be interesting. I might need the tequila after tonight. Hell, imagine my gimp ass on some skates..hahaha. It is going to be a trip for sure. On a brighter note, I get to see my man Kenny tomorrow. So it will be worth it. Maybe, we will get some Jager. He introduced me to it last week. It isn't so bad with some Red Bull. It is growing on me. I am a Rum girl myself. I love me some Bacardi.

Yee gads... I took my twins to a skating party in the 3rd grade I think and it was the most exhausting party and the funniest... My son has NO gracefulness and it was HI-larious watching him wobble like a newborn giraffe! Tequila is lovely especially with some limes and salt... whoop whoop... I even bought a cute little nighty for the occasion and if my honey gets his way we will have pictures... Enjoy seeing your fellow tomorrow!

Lily Allen is great. She is beautiful too! So is Adele.

absolutely.

Haha. Don't you love children! I think this calls for a revenge plot. *evil laugh* You might just be able to mention to them that their friends saw you in your nightgown. That maybe be punishment enough for them. It would have been for me at that age. Although you seem to be a younger mom, so you nightly attire may not be quite so frumpy. Therefore, it might not be quite an embarrassment to them. You might have to resort to plan B. This may involve following them on a date someday..LMAO! Wouldn't that just cramp their style. Or perhaps pull out embarrassing baby photos. Especially ones that include nudity. Kids hate that! Or at least I know I did. I hate the old school photos with really bad haircuts that you once thought were the shit or your clothes that you really felt were styling but later found out made you look like the laughing stock of the entire school and no one had the nerve to inform you of this, not even your so called friends. Oh the possibilities are endless of what you can do to make your kids feel not so cool after making you look like an idiot.

kids will do that to you

Oooh I will have to try that. Can you get ground lamb at any grocery store? Or is that something you have to find at a particular type of store? I have purchased ground turkey and I do agree that it is quite bland and doesn't seem to have much of a taste. I do not prefer it, but it is a whole lot healthier than ground beef or the other beef options. They are way too fatty.

mmm sounds good

hahaha... you won't be disappointed! So YUMMY

Dorks rule! Don't ever forget that. We will dominate the world someday. Oh and yes those salads do rock. Does that mean you can not even order a little cup of the mandarin oranges anymore either? Boo! I loved those. I am sad now. Damn you Wendy's! At least they still have the chicken nuggets. They rock my socks!

thanks

Congrats on getting work done! I am such a procrastinator. I have 3 weeks of my first course in Graduate school to complete before midnight tonight, so I am busting my tail. I work well under pressure, but at least one of us is accomplishing something. Send me some of that motivation please!