into: taking candy from strangers
not into: getting into unmarked white vans. Twice was enough!
makes me happy: making people laugh
makes me sad: taking my temperature rectally
hobbies: drinking
5 things i can't live without: air
food
water
friends
booze
vices: sex and booze
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: naked
occupation: bartender
current crush: This chick I know
body mods: eyebrow piercing, 3 tats
heroes: neil diamond
gets me hot: pierced chicks
favorite position: Cartwheel
fantasy: Mickey Mouse and Santa Claus threesome
sign: Yeild
most humbling moment: showering in prison
i lost my virginity: on my moms favorite couch
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
