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i opened doors then smacked her arse, walked between her and the road, cute things like when she broke the mirror off her car i bought her a new one then sneaked into her works car park and repaired it without her knowing, the list goes on! She left me on valentines day friday to set up a new life in oz (i have my...
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b4tm4n:
Crazy is an understatement!!
b4tm4n:
@gordonramsher
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Possibly the best things ever. Bums a very close second (hmmm or is it the other way round?). I just love the female body really, sooo much more attractive than us males, all lumpy, hard and furry. Give me a girl to snuggle anyday.

tulipe:
Agreed!
b4tm4n:
I was put on this earth to eat, train and play with boobies. 
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midna_:
That looks awesome :)
b4tm4n:
Thanks @midna_ its one of my favourite peices :)
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got my working holiday visa for oz in january but cant leave yet due to trying to sort out taking my ex's name off the mortgage! Im fed up now like! I just want to start my new life!! Sad face.