into: reckless abandon.
not into: your mom. YET.
makes me happy: being with the people i love and care about. and eating and drinking with them. oh, and seeing nekkid ladeez.
makes me sad: nuclear arms. you can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
hobbies: too many to list, and none of them are at all useful.
5 things i can't live without: friends, friends, friends, bewbs, friends.
vices: varsity blues & armageddon.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: being smarter than you.
occupation: guilty plutocrat and rob gordon impersonator
current crush: Miss Sweeney
stats: short, pale, and average.
body mods: a smattering of tattoos. a few scars, both physical and emotional.
gets me hot: intelligence, independence, passion, confidence, and a nice ass.
fantasy: fantasies are for pussies. i make mine into realities.
sign: WIPE MY BUTT!
i lost my virginity: to an alcoholic redhaired girl with two cervixes. i shit you not, i couldn't make that up if i tried.
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
