bands:

1. built to spill
2. modest mouse
3. elliott smith
4. weezer
5. unkle
6. bill shatner
7. bran van 3000
8. uncle tupelo
9. wilco
10. pedro the lion

films:

1. shawshank redemption
2. brazil
3. se7en
4. momento
5. wolf creek
6. children of men
7. city of god
8. high fidelity
9. time bandits
10. varsity blues

books:

1. the moon is a harsh mistress
2. the wasp factory
3. walking on glass
4. slaughterhouse 5
5. the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
6. freakonomics
7. guns, germs and steel
8. we can remember it for you wholesale
9. a people's history of the united states of america

tv shows:

1. mtv's the state
2. newsradio
3. america's test kitchen
4. good eats
5. anthony bourdain's no reservations
6. i'm alan partridege (uk)
7. little britain
8. crossfire
9. scrubs
10. firefly

 

into: reckless abandon.

not into: non-applicable self righteousness.

makes me happy: being with the people i love and care about. and eating and drinking with them. oh, and seeing nekkid ladeez.

makes me sad: nuclear arms. you can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

hobbies: wasting time, and endlessly mocking the slack-jawed mouth-breathers on this site.

5 things i can't live without: friends, friends, friends, bewbs, friends.

vices: varsity blues & armageddon.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: staring at an LCD and/or drinking.

 

gender: male

occupation: gentleman of leisure.

current crush: has sweet buns.

stats: 5'5, 125 lbs. i'm a budding pederast's dream come true.

body mods: 5 tattoos. And one giant wiener. seriously. it's massive.

heroes: those who refuse to follow the crowd.

gets me hot: intelligence, independence, passion, confidence, and a nice ass.

fantasy: fantasies are for pussies. i make mine into realities.

sign: WIPE MY BUTT!

most humbling moment: was really awkward.

i lost my virginity: to an alcoholic redhaired girl with two cervixes. i shit you not, i couldn't make that up if i tried.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.