i was up above it. now im down in it.
fwooosshhaaaa.
just got done viewing the heavily anticipated sin city and am proud to say that no no no...there was no room for disappointment while my beady screwballs were glued to the screen. the cadence of the movie takes about 5 minutes for the viewer to acclimate themselves to, otherwise its like having a comic...
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fwooosshhaaaa.
just got done viewing the heavily anticipated sin city and am proud to say that no no no...there was no room for disappointment while my beady screwballs were glued to the screen. the cadence of the movie takes about 5 minutes for the viewer to acclimate themselves to, otherwise its like having a comic...
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the lethargy must end. the spring mix tape has been struck. a new knee brace purchased, and compliant weather so as not to freeze my balls off whilst running. got a hair cut. and for those that know me it was a long time coming. dont fret, however, faithful reader. it were just a trim. the locks are intact and with the assurance of my...
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wendy:
hi honey honey. how has your winter been? it is almost over ...... a hair cut? me too. i cut off about 6 inches.
if you're a capitalist hooker, how much do you charge? i'd like a good nice taste myself.
if you're a capitalist hooker, how much do you charge? i'd like a good nice taste myself.
yebutz:
i would have thought you would provide some verse to entertain me. alas, you failed me by only commenting on my wickednesss, and lord knows i needed that!
-me
-me
die yuppy scum
mercurius_viv:
amen.
mercurius_viv:
amen.
So The Mars Volta will be skipping pittsburgh on their upcoming u.s. tour. This has prompted me to take evasive action, which includes a train to philadelphia in early may to stay with one of my shithead friends and see them there. I guess there is no booze aloud on these trains but thats the beauty and functionability of gatorade bottles. Subsequently, may first is...
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yebutz:
fix your picture.
geez
-me
geez
-me
id like to think i feel calm, half in the bag, as it were. somehow i fall short and end up somewhere between depressed and anxious. all of my friends from college were here last weekend and after their departure i am left with the striking reality that i really have no concrete friends in this place. im fine with that. some people function better...
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norritt:
i have noconcrete friends either
i have several made of plaster paris
i look exactly how i did when i was a kid just a lil taller
[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 11:43AM]
i have several made of plaster paris
i look exactly how i did when i was a kid just a lil taller
[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 11:43AM]
Saw Garden State last weekend and am in love with Natalie Portman again for something like the third time in my life. She's only golden on the golden screen, however. Tell yourself that and these flawless leading ladies are bearable to live without.
And now, a post-Valentines day song by The Shins:
New Slang';
gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in...
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And now, a post-Valentines day song by The Shins:
New Slang';
gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in...
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yebutz:
i didn't enjoy garden state that much. and i though that portman's character was too similar to kate winslet's character in eternal sunshine.
the shins...now there's a band...that i have never heard.
-me
the shins...now there's a band...that i have never heard.
-me
yebutz:
where you at?
-me
-me
NEW ALLTIME LOW:
While stumbling home from the barhouse this fine precipitous eve, whatever should i harken to hear? Moaning and groaning...in the parking lot...of a VFW.
I'll pause to let that sink in.
Yes, johnny, you were conceived in a Veterans of Foreign Wars parking lot.
And that boy was Texan.
And that boy became President.
Hail to the chief.
While stumbling home from the barhouse this fine precipitous eve, whatever should i harken to hear? Moaning and groaning...in the parking lot...of a VFW.
I'll pause to let that sink in.
Yes, johnny, you were conceived in a Veterans of Foreign Wars parking lot.
And that boy was Texan.
And that boy became President.
Hail to the chief.
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yebutz:
happy ♥ day...
norritt:
how bout the metal fest show?
its impossible to do anything really fun to your pictures here without pixelating the shit outta them. oh well. id like to think if you pulled back from that shot you would see i was nailed to a cross. got a second job to support my decision to move far far away. so on top of the signage company i now also work at the...
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yebutz:
well, aren't you negative mcnegerton?
um, i think you can get clean needles at the meth clinic. and you might be able to hookers with your clean needles. you know, bartering...the old fashioned way of doing business.
i don't drink beer. but do you guys sell jones soda? i'm a real whore for that stuff.
where you movin' to?
come to mad mex...pretty please, with sugar on top?
-me
um, i think you can get clean needles at the meth clinic. and you might be able to hookers with your clean needles. you know, bartering...the old fashioned way of doing business.
i don't drink beer. but do you guys sell jones soda? i'm a real whore for that stuff.
where you movin' to?
come to mad mex...pretty please, with sugar on top?
-me
yebutz:
yeah, so everytime i click your name to come see your page, i hear karate chops in my head and visualize a cartoon dog in a traditional gi.
is that weird?
-me
is that weird?
-me
Institutionalization happens to us all. Everyone grows accustomed to their lifestyle and sooner or later the sacrifices that were unbearable but "temporary" become routine and accepted. Where did we go wrong? Is it just that we're afraid or incapable of producing the results we we're schooled to expect from this great cornucopia called earth? Or does mediocrity become more comfortable over time. Can it really...
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wendy:
prepare for the dismemberment. of your beloved steelers. so sorry. we aren't going to lose to the same team twice in one season. that just ain't our style. this is a chance to clear our record. tell me where you want the body parts shipped. your team is dead.
yebutz:
we're eating mexicans next thursday. you like mexicans?
-me
-me
only the lonesome love us
only the careless can handle us
only the lonesome love us
whats wrong with us that we're so unamused?
-every time i die
only the careless can handle us
only the lonesome love us
whats wrong with us that we're so unamused?
-every time i die
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norritt:
hey would any of these dinos?
make good stickers? i think maybe if they were all green and i got rid of the extraneous detail
um one more here
are you going to that show thurs?
make good stickers? i think maybe if they were all green and i got rid of the extraneous detail
um one more here
are you going to that show thurs?
yebutz:
HEY NOW!
just stopping by to say i hope you had a wonderful holiday and to bid you a prosperous and healthy new year (and all that jazz...)
-mememememe
[Edited on Dec 30, 2004 7:32AM]
just stopping by to say i hope you had a wonderful holiday and to bid you a prosperous and healthy new year (and all that jazz...)
-mememememe
[Edited on Dec 30, 2004 7:32AM]
i dont believe in the hierarchy of class systems when it comes to dating, because deep down everybody wants to be genuinely cared about. and when you see a hot chick with a goofball, dont hate because she's just enlightened.
she would rather be with someone who treats her right than someone that cant count higher than how many abs they have.
the problems with...
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she would rather be with someone who treats her right than someone that cant count higher than how many abs they have.
the problems with...
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yebutz:
oh yeah, one more thing...PLEASE don't tell anyone about my dad. you don't need that kind of trouble...
trent_lacoye:
What day are you tryin to go out? I'll be out both days this weekend, but I don't yet know where I'll be going. Akro said he'll be out tonight also. I'll have to get details and get back to you then.
all the lonely people,
where do they all come from?
all the lonely people,
where do they all belong?
ahhh look at all the lonely people
where do they all come from?
all the lonely people,
where do they all belong?
ahhh look at all the lonely people
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wendy:
i think youre in oceans 12 and you're lying to the rest of us about what you really do. you're an actor, aren't you.
i want to come back to pittsburgh! i miss it lots.
p.s. i have PUPPIES.
i want to come back to pittsburgh! i miss it lots.
p.s. i have PUPPIES.
yebutz:
one...
is the loneliest number that you'll ever see.
two can be as bad as one.
it's the loneliest number since the number one.
why does loneliest look so funny typed out? did i spell it wrong?
-me
is the loneliest number that you'll ever see.
two can be as bad as one.
it's the loneliest number since the number one.
why does loneliest look so funny typed out? did i spell it wrong?
-me
sin city. i've seen it twice already. devon aoki=sex.
-me