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What I'm doing now.

Between getting the shaft at work, I'm proof-reading a dissertation as a favour to a mate. One of the Polish girls at work is studying and needed a native speaker to check what she's written. So she asked me. There were others she could have gone to but they're either so stupid they're afraid of the sun or weren't there at the time.

I maybe shouldn't have agreed (since there's a limit to how interesting I find the habits of gay tourists and I have study of my own to do) but she's a mate, she's smart, she's funny, and she's genuinely gorgeous.

She has a boyfriend, obviously.

They always do.