into: Not you.

not into: You.

makes me happy: A large clown body count or a good bowel movement.

makes me sad: When I run out of TP.

hobbies: Does Procastination count?

5 things i can't live without: Everything dies or is expendable.

vices: Miami Vice?

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Thinking up "bent" thoughts.

occupation: P.O.S

current crush: The vise on my nuts.

gets me hot: Not You.

favorite position: What's that?

fantasy: It involves midgets, peanut butter,and a wrench.

most humbling moment: Everytime I open my fucking mouth.

i lost my virginity: Nope I keep it locked in a box somewhere.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling