bands:

1. Pixies
2. Tv on the radio
3. The shins
4. James Brown
5. Aretha Franklin
6. The Skatalites
7. Marvin Gaye
8. The Mars Volta
9. The Slackers
10. The Cure

films:

1. Shaun of the Dead
2. The Bourne movies
3. James Bond movies
4. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
5. Kill Bill
6. Predator (you know predator is so rad)
7. Ratatouille
8. All Miyazaki movies
9. Wall-e

books:

1. The Bible

tv shows:

1. Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2. Scrubs
3. Pete and Pete
4. Strangers With Candy
5. Reno 911
6. The Office
7. Arrested Development
8. Cowboy Bebop
9. Metalocalypse
10. Human Giant

Video Games:

1. Bioshock
2. Resident Evil
3. Metal Gear Solid
4. Mario Galaxy
5. Eternal Darkness
6. Soul Calibur
7. Doom
8. Duke Nukem 3D (oh, you liked it too!)
9. Crackdown
10. Metroid Prime

into: Karate chops, lions, unicorns, dancing, smoothies

not into: ... well, bad things.

makes me happy: Your smiling face!

makes me sad: Your smiling face... in a block of ice.

hobbies: Trickery and treachery

vices: Candy. And pretty girls.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Thinking about funny things that I think are funny.

occupation: Outwitting myself.

current crush: YOOOOOOoooooooOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRR MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTtttthhHHeeerrrrRRRRRR

body mods: I'm an open canvas and a blank book.

heroes: James Brown and Geometry

gets me hot: Suicidegirls, rockabilly, rhinoplasty

favorite position: Death defying feats of strength!

sign: Scorpio

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories