into: Stuff. Stuff that makes me happy. Trouble. Cupcakes. Kitten cats. Stuckism. Vinyl toys. Music. Boys. Girls. Boys that look like girls. Girls that look like boys.
not into: Damien Hirst. Petra Haden, who is mean. Haters.
makes me happy: TOM SCHARPLING and the BEST SHOW on WFMU, WFMU in general, when Manohla Dargis reviews a bad movie (see: Polar Express, Alexander), when Anthony Lane reviews a very bad movie (see: Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera), proper grammar usage, presents, kitties, art, stuff
makes me sad: The list is a lot longer than the other one.
hobbies: Oh, you know.
5 things i can't live without: Diet Coke with lime, my kitties Zowie and Sidney (they're a package deal), Nintendo, a television equipped with a DVR and cable, my pillow, goldfish crackers, a computer with high-speed internet access -- I'm a materialist, I need more stuff
vices: Assholism. And Diet Coke (but not Cocaine Coke). And pity parties. And idolatry.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Reading and dicking around on the internet.
occupation: Funemployed
current crush: I have a crush on every boy.
stats: I'm just your average Thundercats ho.
body mods: I have teeth in my vagina.
heroes: The Batman. My mommy. Wait, my mommy should probably rank above The Batman.
gets me hot: This goddamn weather. Fucking Miami.
favorite position: The one where my vagina dentata bites your dick off. It has a hunger, it has a thirst.
fantasy: Fantasies are nice, if you like fantasies. But they're just fantasies.
sign: STOP! Collaborate and listen.
most humbling moment: You mean I have to pick just one?
i lost my virginity: To an ugly crossdresser on the family couch in the den. I cleaned it off afterwards. Sorry, Mom.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Hillbilly, Punk, Hippy, Dirty, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer
